I’ve rescued one more piece from VidThru.com. This one, published April 1, 2011, was part of a joint April Fool’s writing effort. All of the writers submitted topics. I pooled them, and we each voted on the ones we liked best. The writers who proposed the winning topics wrote up the final products. I wish I had thought to save the others – they were much better than mine.
Iconic video game mascot Mario addressed paparazzi today from atop a girdered building under construction, minutes after being fired from Nintendo for well-cited misbehavior during the past few weeks. The Italian-American plumber “celebrated” the event by waving the hammer he had once used to defeat Donkey Kong and chugging a bottle of Fire Flower energy drink. Continue reading